I just wanna be funny. Anything else I might achieve in life is just a bonus. That’s the only one I want.

Quanan shum

Quanan shum

Ahead of his time. These are world class Facebook status updates being dropped ca. 1965

Ahead of his time. These are world class Facebook status updates being dropped ca. 1965

Two chicks at the same time, man

Maybe this is the superior adaptation??

A Kite is one of my favourite OVAs; the art style and animation, as well as the generally intriguing world its set in, have always stuck with me from when I first watched it when I was way too young to be watching it. I’m surprised that I’ve not heard of this adaptation before right now, even if it will probably be horrible.

where did it all go wrong

I guess I write smaller than most people, but these assignments still seem like a waste of paper

I guess I write smaller than most people, but these assignments still seem like a waste of paper

Momus – A Complete History of Sexual Jealousy (Pts 17-24) (10 plays)

Momus - A Complete History Of Sexual Jealousy (Parts 17 - 24)

Only one more full week of college FOREVER

This jacket needs to be ironed

This jacket needs to be ironed

Maybe I could care about baseball if I went to games with this guy

Maybe I could care about baseball if I went to games with this guy

kyukyusha onegai shimasu. kyubyonin ga imasu


・Your supervisor offers to take you shopping after work to get things for your apartment. At the store, you are told, “You had better buy these curtains.” After shopping, you stop for dinner. You are told that you “had better” order such-and-such a meal. Japanese often use “You had better” as a translation of the phrase “ho ga ii” in Japanese. Considered rather strong in English, it is a sign of concern in Japan, where superiors often give advice to their subordinates. If you would prefer not to follow the recommendation, smile, thank your supervisor for the advice and respond with something like, “That seems like a good idea, but please let me think about it some more.”


BUY ME CURTAINS

I’m reading through this JET pamphlet of uncomfortable situations that might occur in Japanese classrooms and a part of me kind of hopes this one happens:

・You are a woman and a student asks you for your “three sizes” (body measurements) or you are a man and a student asks you how “big” you are.