February 2012
I’ve dated her for six months and I don’t think I’ve ever seen her teeth
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For 15 years, everytime I’ve had to spell ‘onomatopoeia’ my mind takes me back to that spelling bee episode of Hey Arnold. Everytime.
Who wants to be like me when they grow up
You know your motivation for the semester is shot when you’re actually counting on your lapses and stumbling over words during a speech to get you to the time requirement.
Professors: Stop assigning group projects—it’s a bad idea. Students: If you are doing a group project and you notice an e-mail relating to it, even if you have absolutely nothing of substance to offer, responding to acknowledge that you are aware of the existence of the e-mail is -fantastic- and instantly makes you more competent than 90% of the people I’ve had to work with in...
すべてうまくいくさ
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motoroladroid:
After 5 hours of strenuous, sweaty, labor, a woman finally gives birth. Her red, crying face smiles weakly as the doctor presents her child to her. “Congratulations, he’s a boy!” says the doctor.
The woman sits up suddenly, her soaked hair falling over her shoulders. “YOU CISSEXIST PIECE OF SHIT!” she screams at the doctor. “WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HE’S A BOY? HOW THE HELL DO...
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As much as I -love- the menu music from Legend of Dragoon—and I honestly do—I really wish my sister wouldn’t leave the PS3 on pause for weeks at a time because she’s too impatient to start the machine up everyday.
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waiyanjpnがあなたの投稿に返信しました: waiyanjpnがあなたの画像に返信しました: Well! hey that’s really…
would like to try one
Speaking of that, I knew someone who lived in Japan for years and often complained about how hard it is to find food in Japan without meat—is that true? I know Japanese food overall is a lot more healthy, but is it common for there to be vegetarian/vegan foods or restaurants?
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waiyanjpnがあなたの画像に返信しました: Well!
hey that’s really 枝豆?
Yeah, I’m pretty sure. That company just…uses different beans for everything. Edamame is really popular among vegetarians as it has more protein and is easier to eat than normal soy beans. http://eatwell-enjoylife.com/our-hummus/ Wasabi edamame hummus (〃´o｀)=3
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None of my video games work who wants to talk instead
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During my time in college, I’ve stopped class at least twice by sighing so loudly that everyone could hear it; the professor even asked if I was feeling alright once! I said ‘Yes’ and everyone went about their business.
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I’m not interested in watching anime with you
これって、なんていうんだっけ？失恋って言うんだっけ？
My VampireFreaks account has been deleted, this is the worst day ever
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Who wants to listen to some La Roux and talk about feelings
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Kotobagari (言葉狩り?, “word hunting”) refers to the reluctance to use words that are considered politically incorrect in the Japanese language. For instance words such as rai (癩?, “leper”), mekura (盲?, “blind”), tsunbo (聾 “deaf”), oshi (唖 “deaf-mute”), kichigai (気違い or 気狂い “crazy”), tosatsujō (屠殺場 “slaughter house”),...
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sumimasen for everything
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Smoke and Stardust / LUROR
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“Last year nothing happened, the year before nothing happened, and the year...”
– Osamu Dazai, The Setting Sun (1947)
Let’s play some goddamn Japanese video games
January 2012
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Invasion from Inside / EXPLICIT HATE (1988)
FUCK KANJI LET’S GO START A BAND AND LIFT SOME GODDAMN WEIGHTS